50 ‘invisible’ First Dates

Forgetful Lucy
Adam Sandler
The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn’t remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosie
I used to trick you into pulling your car over
so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat
the shit out of Ula with a bat
And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always
has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Carrie Busie
But I still love her so
And I’ll never let her go
Even if while I’m singing this song
She’s wishing I had Jacquo the walrus’ schlong
Forgetful LucyHer lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss?
How many Rabbits do you see on the
Aisle of View, mahal ko?
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:40 am
I’m seeing Billions! Billions of of them! ahaha =)